Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard

A project at work recently reached an interesting crossroads where it had to be decided what the spelling convention should be for some code which the company’s partners would have to interact with. The use of English as a common language had been uncontroversial up to that point, but there had crept into the software words which had different spellings between American English (en_US) and British English (en_GB). As a passionate European, it made sense to me to choose the version of English spoken by the English, but the more I researched it, the more I realised that the correct international standard really was en_US. Perhaps the deciding factor for me was that the coding standard for the European Space Agency requires the use of en_US spelling, which I will mention below in my depressingly convincing argument for that same linguistic standard.

While my previous blog post covered what may be an actual bug in PHP, there are still a couple of gotchas which might be worth mentioning. Firstly there is the inconsistent way it deals with single and double quotes around strings, and then there are the undesirable consequences of how it juggles variable types, for which I have an example. Of course, all languages have their problems, with the obvious exception of Groovy, the superiority of which I will demonstrate with a one-liner, possibly accompanied by an excuse to explain why that simple one-liner was so hard to write.